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Forgotten Stories: THE MALTESE FALCON COMMISION by Frank McAuliffe (1973)

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How this story escaped my notice for 45 years is a mystery I will never solve. But, thanks to a tip from Mr. Tony Boldt, I am finally hip to the jive. For a Hammett adict like me, this tale is a revelation, and one hell of a fun read. 

Near as I can discover, "The Maltese Falcon Commission" made its one and only appearance in the 1973 anthology Men and Malice, edited by Dean W. Dickensheet.

The hero of this one is Augustus Mandrell, a killer for hire on a mission from jolly old England who had appeared (also unbeknownest to me) in a dozen previously published adventures. This time, he's in San Franscisco, where he mixes it up behind, in front of, and within the scenes of the hugger-mugger detailed by Dashiell Hammett as The Maltese Falcon


The story opens the day after Miles Archer is killed, when Mandrell meets Sam Spade and pumps Spade for information. Mandrell, you see, is already on the trail of the black bird, and also gunning for one of the falcon-hunters. 


What follows is an intricate job of plot-meshing, as Mandrell dances in and out of scenes from the novel, and provides a few new ones of his own. He interacts with Gutman, Cairo, Brigid, Wilmer and Thursby in ways Spade never suspects, and makes some surprising revelations about who shot whom, how the ship Paloma caught fire and what finally happened to the real Maltese Falcon. We even learn the real name of Miss Wonderly/Brigid O'Shaunessy. 



Along the way, there are further hat tips to Hammett and Chandler, Bogart, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, Mary Astor, Elisha Cook Jr. and even Lew Archer. And just to add to the fun, the scene in which Mandrell meets Spade is swiped (with the author's admission) from the opening chapter of The Long Goodbye

The adventures of August Mandrell, I have since learned, were collected in three Ballantine paperbacks, Of All the Bloody Cheek, Rather a Vicious Gentleman and For Murder I Charge More, between 1965 and 1971. All were out of print until a couple of years ago, but are now available in trade pb and Kindle format. Mandrell's final adventure, the novel (I think) Shoot the President, Are You Mad? (involving the JFK assassination) appeared in 2010. I'll be pursuing them all. 

Thanks again, Tony!

Saunders Saturday: ACE DOUBLES Out West

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DC TRIP: Folks we met in National Harbor

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Yeah, we're back. Our hotel was in National Harbor MD, across the Potomac from Alexandria. It was about an hour by bus and Metro to DC, but we ran into some interesting people. You may even know a couple of them. I was mighty disappointed that Davy Crockett was not among them. 








DC TRIP: Civil War Generals

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I was pleased to meet these guys at the National Portrait Gallery. The one above, old Bobby Lee, was a surprise. He looks unlike the photos and other paintings I've seen. It was apparently done from life in 1864 or 65.

Sam Grant

"Stonewall" Jackson

William T. Sherman

George Pickett

Joe Johnston

Phil Sheridan

DC TRIP: Space Stuff

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A replica of Sputnik 1, a beach-ball sized dingus the Russians threw into the sky back in 1957. This is a replica, as the real thing burned up on its way home. One of many cool things we saw at the National Air and Space Museum.


A replica of the first US satellite, launched in 1958. This baby was less than seven feet long.


This is the honest-to-gawd capsule that took John Glenn into space in 1962. Mercury Friendship 7 is about half the size of a Volkswagen bug. Said Glenn, "You don't get in it, you put it on."


The guys NASA crammed into this little deuce coupe were so uncomfortable one of them got out and took a walk. Gemini IV was launched in 1965 and stayed up there four days. 


This Lunar Module looks like it was slapped together by McGyver out of aluminum and tin foil. The first one went up on Apollo 5 in 1968. This one, built for a second mission, wasn't needed and was used for ground testing. 


NASA used this Viking Lander on Earth, to simulate the actions of identical ones sent to Mars in 1975. It's about the size of an SUV. 

DC TRIP: I Meet Davy and Dan'l

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That blather about Davy creating a road show is false, and makes me wonder what else the National Gallery of Art is wrong about. The play, "The Lion of the West," featured a character called Nimrod Wildfire, clearly based on Crockett, but Davy had nothing to do with it. It opened in New York in 1931, four years before Crockett left Congress. When it played Washington, Davy was in attendance, and exchanged bows with "Wildfire." 


Forgotten Books: BILL CRIDER'S Intro to The Body Looks Familiar / The Late Mrs.Five by Richard Wormser

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I've been reading this book, and it's mighty damn good. Bill Crider said pretty much the same thing (far more eruditely, and with a lot more words) in the Introduction he wrote last September for this new Stark House edition. So I'm going to shut up and let Bill tell you about it. (The fingers in these pics belong to my wife Irene, and if they're dirty it's because I interrupted her gardening to hold the book.) 






DC TRIP: I Meet a Movie Star

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And this is it. 

When I was a kid, I saw this cool movie co-starring Charles Bronson, and have been an X-15 fan ever since. Pretty sure I buillt a model of it, too. At the Air and Space Museum I was almost close enough to touch it, and was itching to climb into the cockpit. 





THE MALTESE FALCON Comic Book (1946)

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Happy Birthday, Dashiell Hammett!

Last year around this time, I celebrated by posting this 1946 David McKay comic book adaptation one chapter a day, which made for a whole lot of posts. This time, I'm hitting you with the whole thing at once. If you happened to see it last year, be assured it's well worth reading again.

The stylish artwork is by Rodlow Willard, best known for his work from 1946-1954 on the Scorchy Smith comic strip.



















































THE END!

DC TRIP: Was Thomas Jefferson an Asshole?

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In gearing up for this trip, which I knew would include a visit to Mount Vernon, I read Washington: A Life by Ron Chernow (author of Alexander Hamilton, the inspiration for the musical), which really made old George come alive. One of the biggest surprises was Chernow's account of how Jefferson conspired with James Madison to smear Washington's reputation. While strutting about like noble statemen and pretending to be his friends, they were secretly funding a newspaper that published outrageous lies about him to further their own political aims. 

Yeah. I know history is mostly subjective, but if the facts as presented by Chernow are true, Tom and Jim were a couple of World Class assholes. With that in mind, I was not surprised by the mealy-mouthed image above, found in the National Portrait Gallery. 



Or the supercilious expression in the one above, also in the NPG.  


I met him again on a tour of the State Department's Diplomatic Reception Rooms, where he's dangling the Declaration of Independence like a bath towel. 


And finally at his own memorial, where he looks like a way-less-than-jolly green giant. So was he really an asshole? I still have no reason to doubt it. 

DC TRIP: Killer Spy Gadgets (Part 1)

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A few of the many cool things we saw at The International Spy Museum. Sadly, this stuff was NOT available in the gift shop. 





DC TRIP: WWI Fighters at the Air and Space Museum

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OK, I screwed up. So shoot me down in flames. There was so much great stuff to see at this museum that I neglected to record details on the planes. Hopefully someone with more expertise (like maybe Mr. Goble) can identify them for us. 




Forgotten Books: THE BODY LOOKS FAMILIAR / THE LATE MRS. FIVE by Richard Wormser

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Last week, while reading the new Stark Houseedition of these novels, I posted Bill Crider's fine Introduction (that's HERE). Now that I've read them, the best I can say is, "Bill was right!" 

I read The Late Mrs. Five first, because I was in the mood for first person, and it really hit the spot. As Bill noted, there were several likeable characters. In fact, just about all of them, including the antogonists, were likeable, which is quite an accomplishment. Wormser swatted his hero with a fistful of trouble, and just when it looked like his predicament could get no worse -- it got a way, way, way worse. 

The author was clearly having fun with narration, and I was too. There were plenty of witty and creative lines, and they seemed to get more plentiful as the story rolled on. And just when I thought I'd figured out where the story was going, it went somewhere else. And then somewhere else. Great job.


After taking time out for another of Will Murray's latest Doc Savage adventures, The Valley of Eternity, which was another great read (stay tuned for details), I turned to The Body Looks Familiar. 

As Bill said, not only are The Late Mrs. Five and The Body Looks Familiar about as different as two mysteries can be, The Body Looks Familiar is about as different as a mystery can get. It features two despicable protagonists doing their best to destroy each other, and a couple of well-meaning minor characters who represent the redeeming qualities of the human race. It's an intricate game of back-stabbling chess, in which the Deputy D.A. commits a murder in hopes of framing his arch rival, the Deputy Chief of Police. Innocent bystanders are advised to stand clear, because these guys are taking no prisoners. 

Right from the start, I had no idea where this one was going, and it kept me wondering right up to the end. If I enjoyed it a bit less than Mrs. Five, it was due to the unlikeability factor, but it was a unique experience I would not have wanted to miss. 



DC TRIP: Guns for Young Spies

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The International Spy Museum's collection of spy toys includes this arsenal. The Marx tin litho Sub-Machine gun at the bottom also resides in my collection, though in slightly less pristine condition. 






DC TRIP: The Battle of Gettysburg (in miniature)

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The Gettysburg diorama, in downtown G'burg, says it features over 20,000 hand-painted soldiers. Could be. I didn't count them. Heck, they're so small I could hardly see them. They might be as big as 1/72 scale, but it was hard to tell.

The diorama, which is the size of five or six ping pong tables, purports to accurately represent the entire battlefield. That may be true, except for the "entire" part. They'd need two or three more ping pong tables to feature all the important areas of the battle. Still, it does provide a good bird's eye view of the overall lay of the land in a way you can't get on the field itself.

I took photos of various scenes to show you how they look with the naked eye, then blew up a few details to give you a squint at the figures. I know these pics leave a lot to be desired, but I'm surprised they came out even this good. 




Little Round Top



More Little Round Top



The Devil's Den



The Railroad Cut



Cemetary Hill



Oddly, this scene depicts a cavalry skirmish, when there was no such encounter anywhere on the battlefield proper. The nearest thing, between troopers under J.E.B. Stuart and G.A. Custer, took place several miles away.



More Cemetary Hill

DC TRIP: The Spirit of St. Louis

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One of the cooler crates we saw at the Air and Space Museum. I'd like to have this baby parked in my back yard. 





DC TRIP: Killer Spy Gadgets (Part 2)

DC TRIP: More Planes . . .

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Lockheed XP-80 Lulu-Belle
Prototype for America's First Practical Jet Airplane

. . . from the Air and Space Museum. 

Charles Lindbergh's Lockheed Model 8 Sirius Tingmissartog

Messerschmitt Me 262
World's First Operational Jet Fighter

Chuck Yeager's Bell X-1 Glamourous Glennis
First plane to break the sound barrier (1947)

ditto

Bell XP-59A Airacomet

DC TRIP: The White House Visitor Center

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When I wrote my Senator requesting a White House tour, I was told , "Even with the best preparation, White House tours are extremely rare. Approximately 80,000 visitors apply for 3,000 tour slots per day." That seems a bit of an exaggreration to me. Anyway, we failed to score one, and had to settle for a look inside the White House Visitor Center, a couple of blocks away. 


The coolest thing about it is this table, where you can get a virtual tour of many of the rooms (more than you see on the real tour, I believe). You can pan around 360 degrees to see the whole room, and even up and down to see the ceiling and floor. And for each room, there are several old photos showing you what it looked like at various times in the past. 

There's also a small museum, with a few things I found of interest.





Hiawatha himself

This gilded copper eagle, says the card, may be the original that perched on the White House flagpole from 1899 to 1993, when it was replaced by duplicate.

 This busty brass and iron andiron flanked the Blue Room fireplace at least far back as 1902.

 An exhibit showing what several Presidents ate spilled these interesting beans.
I'm sure Davy would approve.

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