Here's an extremely swell item, as employed and heartily endorsed by Almanack reader Charly Gordon (you should see the muscles on that guy!). I'd sure like to my grubby mitts on that brace of rubber guns. Sorry you can't read all the fine print below (I can't either), but you get the idea. That's what we get for not paying our $2 (or $3.95) when we had the chance.
